Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

It doesn’t really fit.

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

No clothes necessary today.

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

A chiropractors favorite music is hip pop.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Good morning!

Setting them free

A different kind of see through!

Feeling the B&W today.

Let’s stay in bed today.

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

The left one always coming out to say hi.

Do you like my bra?

The black and white is really 🤌💋