Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

You got to hand it to short people

How did that happen? Oops.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Did you expect that?

Good morning!

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

Let’s stay in bed today.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

A towel reveal for your weekend.

The black and white is really 🤌💋