There’s nobody here, it’s just you and me

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Did you expect that?

Drop the pants. It’s a no pants party!

Just me cheating again! 😉

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

A different kind of see through!

Feeling the B&W today.

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

A towel reveal for your weekend.

Do you like my bra?

You tell me if this post has anything to do with Earth Day 🌎