Every day should be the weekend.

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

I’m an archeologist and my life is in ruins. [reveal]

I’m an archeologist and my life is in ruins. [reveal]

I’m having a great time today.

I’m having a great time today.

[gif] Happy New Year!

[gif] Happy New Year!

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

Lick me ‘til ice cream. [OC]

Lick me ‘til ice cream. [OC]

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

Years ago I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve lived in constant fear since.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

Frogs shouldn’t write checks. They always bounce.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

There’s nobody here, it’s just you and me

There’s nobody here, it’s just you and me

Dreamy vibes

Dreamy vibes

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

[image] Getting that D. Vitamin D.

The towel will reveal all

The towel will reveal all

A different kind of see through!

A different kind of see through!

Online shopping… fail?

Online shopping… fail?

Feeling the B&W today.

Feeling the B&W today.

Do you like my bra?

Do you like my bra?