Self tie

I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

Forever top heavy

Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you’re fucking that night. [image]

Love isn’t random, we are chosen.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France, they were cooked in Greece.

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big banner.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

Make today a good day!

Just a peek

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

Dreamy vibes

Bend over and get closer.

Not as impressive as some of the other lovely ladies here, but I’m working on it! ;)

Let’s stay in today

One yawn away from a wardrobe malfunction.

A hint of lace today

Hope this makes your Monday a bit better!