I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

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I have the perfect spot for your face

I have the perfect spot for your face

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

It doesn’t really fit.

It doesn’t really fit.

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

My skin hates the sun. So the veins are always poppin’

I’m waiting.

I’m waiting.

Sometimes I wish they were smaller.

Sometimes I wish they were smaller.

No clothes necessary today.

No clothes necessary today.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

That one vein always wants to come out and play.

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Happy Friday everyone!

Happy Friday everyone!

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Good morning!

Good morning!

A little spicier than my usual posts! 😉

A little spicier than my usual posts! 😉

Setting them free

Setting them free

Let’s stay in bed today.

Let’s stay in bed today.

Just enjoying the sun!

Just enjoying the sun!

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

The left one always coming out to say hi.

The left one always coming out to say hi.

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?

They don’t stay covered for long.

They don’t stay covered for long.

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋