Sometimes I wish they were smaller.

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I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

It’s easy to convince ladies not to eat tide pods. It’s harder to deter gents.

It’s easy to convince ladies not to eat tide pods. It’s harder to deter gents.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Lucy in the sky

Lucy in the sky

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Nice and clean

Nice and clean

Dropping into hump day

Dropping into hump day

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

How is everyone doing this fine Thursday?

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

Setting them free

Let’s stay in bed today.

Let’s stay in bed today.

Hey there.

Hey there.

Just enjoying the sun!

Just enjoying the sun!

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?

I can’t with this heat. Can it be fall yet?

They don’t stay covered for long.

They don’t stay covered for long.

The black and white is really 🤌💋

The black and white is really 🤌💋

This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

Let’s just relax today.

Let’s just relax today.