An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

There’s nobody here, it’s just you and me

Did you expect that?

Drop the pants. It’s a no pants party!

Just me cheating again! 😉

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

The towel will reveal all

Setting them free

Dropping the extra layers

Getting the blood pumping gets the veins popping!

A towel reveal for your weekend.

It’s the weekend!!

You tell me if this post has anything to do with Earth Day 🌎