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Interesting underwear is my favorite kind.

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Channeling the 69 Boyz.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Did you think I could reveal these behind a blazer?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.

A tornado’s favorite game is Twister.

I don’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

Did you expect that?

These triangle tops are pretty useless on me anyway.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

How many shakes does it take to get to the nip slip?

Hope this makes your Monday a bit better!

This hangs in the closet along with the others I’m too scared to wear in public.

This is definitely thin enough to be noticeable. Oops.

I think lace and flannel make a great combination.