I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know why.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Strap in, we’re going for a workout!

Quasimodo was the best detective in France. He always had a hunch. [OC]

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, how did you do that?

Hide and seek champion right here. [OC]

Our office defibrillator didn’t work. Nobody was shocked.

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

You got to hand it to short people

How did that happen? Oops.

Remember boys, no points for second place.

Hey, I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.

I won't tell you a joke about the floor, it's beneath you

A friend asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.

Becoming a vegetarian is just one big missed steak.

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.

The Pacific is the most detail-oriented ocean.

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.

I almost poked my eye out with the sweatshirt string on this reveal.

I got fired from this canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.

Drop the pants. It’s a no pants party!

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

Drop the shirt. We won’t need it where we’re going.

Setting them free

A towel reveal for your weekend.