Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too Forced.

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I found a great Lord of the Rings pinball machine. It doesn’t accept any coins though, only a Tolkien 🧙🏻‍♂️

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

I’m going to call you Winter, because I think that you’ll be coming soon.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

Lets ride 🥵

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

I just want to help you get in the weekend mood 🙃

I always feel pretty in pink 🦊

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

This is all I'm going to wear alllllll day 🦊

What a great view to wake up to