It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

You must be an AT-AT, because I wanna get Hoth and heavy with you.

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Be the Han to be Leia, and I'll never make you go Solo ⚡️

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

You must be Yoda, because not a Dagobah that I don’t think about you.

Let’s go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.

The Millennium Falcon was probably easier to fly after "The Force Awakens", because it's now Hans free.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

Yoda probably rode a do-cycle, because to him there is no tri.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

Your name must be Scooby, because I wanna Doo you.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.

I think you're the droid I’ve been looking for.

I'll open my Gryffindor and you can most definitely Slytherin

Not all those who wander are lost.

Everyone likes a booty in fishnets

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

Like a shiny wet booty? [f] [gif] 🦊

What a great view to wake up to

Quite a few boats slowed down [gif]