My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

You must be an AT-AT, because I wanna get Hoth and heavy with you.

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

You must be Yoda, because not a Dagobah that I don’t think about you.

Let’s go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

The Millennium Falcon was probably easier to fly after "The Force Awakens", because it's now Hans free.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

Yoda probably rode a do-cycle, because to him there is no tri.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

Your name must be Scooby, because I wanna Doo you.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.

I think you're the droid I’ve been looking for.

I'll open my Gryffindor and you can most definitely Slytherin

Not all those who wander are lost.

Everyone likes a booty in fishnets

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

Like a shiny wet booty? [f] [gif] 🦊

Quite a few boats slowed down [gif]