I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

Stay home with me today? 😘

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

Shower with me? 🦊

Who wants to join me in the shower? 🦊

Who wants to work out with me today? 🦊

Come give the Iron Giant a hand baby 🦊

Are we getting in the shower, or going back to bed? 🦊

Like my new underwear daddy?

Come sit with me. We can talk about the first thing that comes up 🦊

Let’s just stay in bed all day 🦊

Wearing only sunlight 🦊

This is what I look like when I walk in the bedroom 🦊

Feeling foxy in my fox socks 🧦

I’ve got a tight body with soft spots in all the right places

Little tat booty

I’m (almost) fully naked…