Come sit with me. We can talk about the first thing that comes up 🦊

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

We've had breakfast, yes. But what about second breakfast?

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

Not all those who wander are lost.

I did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, but I’m gonna take it slow with you.

Stay home with me today? 😘

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

Distract me while I get ready? [f] 🦊

Hope you don’t wind wet hair or a wet pussy

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

Feeling foxy in my fox socks 🧦

I get wet thinking a stranger is getting hard to this

Let your eyes follow every curve

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package

The dimples are for grip

Can you help me find my jacket?🙈[GIF]

Come on and twist a little closer now 🎶