I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my booty.

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me! [booty]

I know some things, I can, you know, do math and stuff.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Tits and a smile is a winning combo 😊

Let me shake it for you real quick [f] 🤪

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Is that gonna be a problem? 🦊

Help me out of these shorts, please? [gif] 🦊

Yeah, I have a bit of an attitude🦊

What a great view to wake up to