I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Be the Han to be Leia, and I'll never make you go Solo ⚡️

Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Lets play Star Wars. You be Vader, and use the Force on me.

I'll make you fall harder than Bran Stark

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

I'm gonna be like the Ents and drive the White Wizard out of your Tower.

"The tits are strong with this one." -Obi Wan Kenobi, probably

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Would you care if this is what I wore to bed?

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

How about Titty Drop Tuesday? 🦊

What a great view to wake up to

First time trail flashing [gif]