Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

I think Gandal[f]'s favorite band was probably The Eagles 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🦅

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

If I was the Force, I hope you'd be strong with me. [f] 🤔

One ass to rule them all [f] 👑

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

"There's always a bigger booty" - Qui-Gon Jinn, probably [f]

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

I'm gonna show you how I earned these beads 🤯

Slow-mo lingerie titty drop, because the anticipation can be so exquisite 🫦 🤯

Front or back? 🤷🏼‍♀️

That view from below tho 🤯

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭

Let me shake it for you real quick [f] 🤪

Like a shiny wet booty? [f] [gif] 🦊