That view from below tho 🤯

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too Forced.

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I found a great Lord of the Rings pinball machine. It doesn’t accept any coins though, only a Tolkien 🧙🏻‍♂️

Never play poker with Darth Vader. He will keep altering the deal.

In Empire Strikes back, Luke had to take the long way to Dagobah. It was an R2-Detour 🤷🏼‍♀️ [drop]

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

I'm so lesbian right now

I’m going to call you Winter, because I think that you’ll be coming soon.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

Name that tune 🎶

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

I'm gonna be like the Ents and drive the White Wizard out of your Tower.

I'm Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets

I just want to help you get in the weekend mood 🙃

Would you care if this is what I wore to bed?

Hope you see something you like 🦊