I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens 🧝🏻‍♀️

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

Boy, I can use my web swinger to pull a train, think about what I could do in bed.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Let me show you how anything is Kim Possible.....

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

I learn more when I make mistakes, so long as they don’t kill me.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊