I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens 🧝🏻‍♀️

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Lets play harry Potter. I'll be Hedwig, and and you can play with my Hooters 🪄

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

I'm not Jamie Lanister, but I'll show you why they call me Kingslayer.

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Let me show you how anything is Kim Possible.....

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

You must be a Tri Wizard Champion, because my Goblet is on Fire.

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Slow-mo lingerie titty drop, because the anticipation can be so exquisite 🫦 🤯

I'm not even sure why I bother putting clothes on in the first place. I always end up naked anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️🥵

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭

Who wants to join me in the shower? 🦊

If you help me get an A, you can finish inside me

Let your eyes follow every curve