I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens 🧝🏻‍♀️

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Let me show you how anything is Kim Possible.....

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Stay home with me today? 😘

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

Feeling foxy in my fox socks 🧦

If you help me get an A, you can finish inside me