Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Be the Han to be Leia, and I'll never make you go Solo ⚡️

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens 🧝🏻‍♀️

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Let me show you how anything is Kim Possible.....

I'm Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets

Dobby is a good elf!

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Hope you see something you like 🦊

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

First time trail flashing [gif]