Dobby is a good elf!

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens 🧝🏻‍♀️

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Let me show you how anything is Kim Possible.....

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Slow-mo lingerie titty drop, because the anticipation can be so exquisite 🫦 🤯

I'm not even sure why I bother putting clothes on in the first place. I always end up naked anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️🥵

Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭

Think you could make them bounce better than this? 😋

Come [f]ind me in the 'fantasy' section 🦊

Saturdays are for football 🏈

If you help me get an A, you can finish inside me

One drop at a time

My resume for breeding 👇

Don’t get distracted by the tit, keep your eye on the booty!

Probably not class appropriate