Come [f]ind me in the 'fantasy' section 🦊

I think Gandal[f]'s favorite band was probably The Eagles 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🦅

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through [f] 🧙🏻‍♂️

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

If I was the Force, I hope you'd be strong with me. [f] 🤔

One ass to rule them all [f] 👑

"There's always a bigger booty" - Qui-Gon Jinn, probably [f]

It's what I do. I drink and I post things.

I'm starting to think that Kim Possible and Dr. Possible are related

You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.

Not all those who wander are lost.

Dobby is a good elf!

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Just the right amount of jiggle

Let me shake it for you real quick [f] 🤪

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

Help me out of these shorts, please? [gif] 🦊

Like a shiny wet booty? [f] [gif] 🦊

Distract me while I get ready? [f] 🦊

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package

The dimples are for grip

Can you help me find my jacket?🙈[GIF]

Come on and twist a little closer now 🎶