Slow-mo lingerie titty drop, because the anticipation can be so exquisite 🫦 🤯

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Be the Han to be Leia, and I'll never make you go Solo ⚡️

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens 🧝🏻‍♀️

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I know some things, I can, you know, do math and stuff.

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊