Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

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Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side ๐Ÿž

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side ๐Ÿž

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

I think General Grievousโ€™ favorite band had to be Weezer ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

I think General Grievousโ€™ favorite band had to be Weezer ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

I wanna tell you something, but I donโ€™t really wanna talk about it because Iโ€™m not sure how I feel about it, and I donโ€™t wanna be told how to feel.

I wanna tell you something, but I donโ€™t really wanna talk about it because Iโ€™m not sure how I feel about it, and I donโ€™t wanna be told how to feel.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

I donโ€™t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I donโ€™t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Stay home with me today? ๐Ÿ˜˜

Stay home with me today? ๐Ÿ˜˜

Please excuse my bedhead this morning

Please excuse my bedhead this morning

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? ๐ŸฆŠ

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? ๐ŸฆŠ

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐ŸฆŠ

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐ŸฆŠ

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Is that gonna be a problem? ๐ŸฆŠ

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Is that gonna be a problem? ๐ŸฆŠ

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

Feeling foxy in my fox socks ๐Ÿงฆ

Feeling foxy in my fox socks ๐Ÿงฆ