This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

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I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

You must be an AT-AT, because I wanna get Hoth and heavy with you.

You must be an AT-AT, because I wanna get Hoth and heavy with you.

I think Gandal[f]'s favorite band was probably The Eagles 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🦅

I think Gandal[f]'s favorite band was probably The Eagles 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🦅

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

You must be Yoda, because not a Dagobah that I don’t think about you.

You must be Yoda, because not a Dagobah that I don’t think about you.

Let’s go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.

Let’s go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.

The Millennium Falcon was probably easier to fly after "The Force Awakens", because it's now Hans free.

The Millennium Falcon was probably easier to fly after "The Force Awakens", because it's now Hans free.

Yoda probably rode a do-cycle, because to him there is no tri.

Yoda probably rode a do-cycle, because to him there is no tri.

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

One ass to rule them all [f] 👑

One ass to rule them all [f] 👑

"There's always a bigger booty" - Qui-Gon Jinn, probably [f]

"There's always a bigger booty" - Qui-Gon Jinn, probably [f]

Your name must be Scooby, because I wanna Doo you.

Your name must be Scooby, because I wanna Doo you.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.

Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.

I think you're the droid I’ve been looking for.

I think you're the droid I’ve been looking for.

I'll open my Gryffindor and you can most definitely Slytherin

I'll open my Gryffindor and you can most definitely Slytherin

Not all those who wander are lost.

Not all those who wander are lost.

Everyone likes a booty in fishnets

Everyone likes a booty in fishnets

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

Like a shiny wet booty? [f] [gif] 🦊

Like a shiny wet booty? [f] [gif] 🦊

What a great view to wake up to

What a great view to wake up to

Quite a few boats slowed down [gif]

Quite a few boats slowed down [gif]