Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

Han Solo was a big Limp Bizkit fan. He did it all for the Wookie.

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

Lets play harry Potter. I'll be Hedwig, and and you can play with my Hooters 🪄

I'm not Jamie Lanister, but I'll show you why they call me Kingslayer.

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

You must be an Ewok because you’re Endor-able

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

You must be a Tri Wizard Champion, because my Goblet is on Fire.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Slow-mo lingerie titty drop, because the anticipation can be so exquisite 🫦 🤯

Front or back? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Stay home with me today? 😘

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

If my tits can't convince you, maybe my smile will seal the deal 😉

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

I like to play, but I hate following rules 🦊

Who wants to join me in the shower? 🦊

Let your eyes follow every curve

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package