I like to play, but I hate following rules 🦊

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Be the Han to be Leia, and I'll never make you go Solo ⚡️

Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Your name must be Scooby, because I wanna Doo you.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I'm Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Its Sunday, can I convince you to stay in bed with me all day?

Hope you see something you like 🦊

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

How about Titty Drop Tuesday? 🦊

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

What a great view to wake up to

First time trail flashing [gif]

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package