Its Sunday, can I convince you to stay in bed with me all day?

"These aren't the tits you are looking for." Obi Wan, probably.

I had a friend named Gandalf once. He could always make my clothes disappear 🧙🏻‍♂️

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

I think the program the Jedi use to open PDF files has to be called Adobe Wan Kenobi.

I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

The other day, I dreamt that I went to Mordor. Turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep!

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

All that is gold does not glitter; Not all those who wander are lost.

I'm gonna show you how I earned these beads 🤯

Slow-mo lingerie titty drop, because the anticipation can be so exquisite 🫦 🤯

Front or back? 🤷🏼‍♀️

That view from below tho 🤯

Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

I like to play, but I hate following rules 🦊

Who wants to join me in the shower? 🦊

Just hair falling