I had a friend named Gandalf once. He could always make my clothes disappear 🧙🏻‍♂️

"These aren't the tits you are looking for." Obi Wan, probably.

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

I think the program the Jedi use to open PDF files has to be called Adobe Wan Kenobi.

I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

The other day, I dreamt that I went to Mordor. Turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep!

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Baby, we don’t need a holodeck. I’ll make all your fantasies come true.

I think Gandal[f]'s favorite band was probably The Eagles 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🦅

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

"There's always a bigger booty" - Qui-Gon Jinn, probably [f]

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

I'm gonna show you how I earned these beads 🤯

Slow-mo lingerie titty drop, because the anticipation can be so exquisite 🫦 🤯

Front or back? 🤷🏼‍♀️

That view from below tho 🤯

Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭