Who wants to join me in the shower? 🦊

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Your name must be Scooby, because I wanna Doo you.

I'm starting to think that Kim Possible and Dr. Possible are related

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

Help me out of these shorts, please? [gif] 🦊

What a great view to wake up to

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package