You must be a Tri Wizard Champion, because my Goblet is on Fire.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Lets play harry Potter. I'll be Hedwig, and and you can play with my Hooters 🪄

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Lets play Star Wars. You be Vader, and use the Force on me.

I'll make you fall harder than Bran Stark

I'm not Jamie Lanister, but I'll show you why they call me Kingslayer.

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

I'm gonna be like the Ents and drive the White Wizard out of your Tower.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I'm Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets

"The tits are strong with this one." -Obi Wan Kenobi, probably

I learn more when I make mistakes, so long as they don’t kill me.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Would you care if this is what I wore to bed?

Hope you see something you like 🦊

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊