Lets play Star Wars. You be Vader, and use the Force on me.

I think Gandal[f]'s favorite band was probably The Eagles 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🦅

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through [f] 🧙🏻‍♂️

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

If I was the Force, I hope you'd be strong with me. [f] 🤔

One ass to rule them all [f] 👑

Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

"There's always a bigger booty" - Qui-Gon Jinn, probably [f]

Your name must be Scooby, because I wanna Doo you.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

It's what I do. I drink and I post things.

I'm starting to think that Kim Possible and Dr. Possible are related

You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.

I know some things, I can, you know, do math and stuff.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Tits and a smile is a winning combo 😊

Let me shake it for you real quick [f] 🤪

Guess what I'm practicing for 🦊

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Is that gonna be a problem? 🦊

Help me out of these shorts, please? [gif] 🦊

Like a shiny wet booty? [f] [gif] 🦊

Distract me while I get ready? [f] 🦊

Yeah, I have a bit of an attitude🦊

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