I learn more when I make mistakes, so long as they don’t kill me.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Please excuse my bedhead this morning

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Is that gonna be a problem? 🦊

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

What a great view to wake up to