If my tits can't convince you, maybe my smile will seal the deal 😉

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Han Solo was a big Limp Bizkit fan. He did it all for the Wookie.

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too Forced.

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

Lets play Star Wars. You be Vader, and use the Force on me.

I'll make you fall harder than Bran Stark

I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class. [oc]

I'm gonna be like the Ents and drive the White Wizard out of your Tower.

I'm Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets

"The tits are strong with this one." -Obi Wan Kenobi, probably

I know some things, I can, you know, do math and stuff.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Would you care if this is what I wore to bed?

Hope you see something you like 🦊

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package