Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too Forced.

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I found a great Lord of the Rings pinball machine. It doesn’t accept any coins though, only a Tolkien 🧙🏻‍♂️

Never play poker with Darth Vader. He will keep altering the deal.

I want you to dress up as the bounty hunter from Star Wars. I have a Boba Fettish.

You stole my heart like the Rebel Alliance stole the Death Star plans.

In Empire Strikes back, Luke had to take the long way to Dagobah. It was an R2-Detour 🤷🏼‍♀️ [drop]

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

I'm so lesbian right now

I’m going to call you Winter, because I think that you’ll be coming soon.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

Name that tune 🎶

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

You must be Bilbo Baggins, because you make me want to go there and back again.

Slow-mo lingerie titty drop, because the anticipation can be so exquisite 🫦 🤯

Front or back? 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is me trying to convince you to shower with me after the gym 🤭

Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭

Think you could make them bounce better than this? 😋

I just want to help you get in the weekend mood 🙃

Want a gym buddy for some intense cardio and some resistance training 🤪