Never play poker with Darth Vader. He will keep altering the deal.

Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too Forced.

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I found a great Lord of the Rings pinball machine. It doesn’t accept any coins though, only a Tolkien 🧙🏻‍♂️

In Empire Strikes back, Luke had to take the long way to Dagobah. It was an R2-Detour 🤷🏼‍♀️ [drop]

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

I'm so lesbian right now

I’m going to call you Winter, because I think that you’ll be coming soon.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

Name that tune 🎶

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

I just want to help you get in the weekend mood 🙃

Please excuse my bedhead this morning

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Is that gonna be a problem? 🦊

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed