I'm so lesbian right now

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too Forced.

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

Boy, I can use my web swinger to pull a train, think about what I could do in bed.

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

Impossible? Check my name.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I learn more when I make mistakes, so long as they don’t kill me.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊