I just want to help you get in the weekend mood 🙃

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too Forced.

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I found a great Lord of the Rings pinball machine. It doesn’t accept any coins though, only a Tolkien 🧙🏻‍♂️

Never play poker with Darth Vader. He will keep altering the deal.

In Empire Strikes back, Luke had to take the long way to Dagobah. It was an R2-Detour 🤷🏼‍♀️ [drop]

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

I'm so lesbian right now

I’m going to call you Winter, because I think that you’ll be coming soon.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

Name that tune 🎶

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class. [oc]

All that is gold does not glitter; Not all those who wander are lost.

I know some things, I can, you know, do math and stuff.

Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.

Stay home with me today? 😘

Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭

Slow reveals create so much anticipation 😉 [OC]

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

The morning light highlights my figure😊