Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

Han Solo was a big Limp Bizkit fan. He did it all for the Wookie.

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens 🧝🏻‍♀️

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I'm not an Orc, but I'll taste your man flesh 🧝🏻‍♀️

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Let me show you how anything is Kim Possible.....

I feel a great disturbance in my pants…

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Dobby is a good elf!

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

I wear tan lines in lieu of panties 🦊

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package