Want a gym buddy for some intense cardio and some resistance training 🤪

I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Be the Han to be Leia, and I'll never make you go Solo ⚡️

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. I guess it’s a millennial falcon 🥑

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

Your name must be Scooby, because I wanna Doo you.

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

What a great view to wake up to