This is what I look like when I walk in the bedroom 🦊

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Lets ride 🥵

Stay home with me today? 😘

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

I always feel pretty in pink 🦊

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

This is all I'm going to wear alllllll day 🦊

I love the way my tits look in this pic

Feeling foxy in my fox socks 🧦

What a great view to wake up to