Lets ride 🥵

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Name that tune 🎶

Lets play Star Wars. You be Vader, and use the Force on me.

I'll make you fall harder than Bran Stark

I'm gonna be like the Ents and drive the White Wizard out of your Tower.

"The tits are strong with this one." -Obi Wan Kenobi, probably

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Gotta give all my shirts the stress test before I buy 🤭

Play it in reverse 😉

Today's outfit 🦊

I always feel pretty in pink 🦊

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

This is all I'm going to wear alllllll day 🦊

Who wants to join me in the shower? 🦊

I think this is my favorite outfit 🦊

What a great view to wake up to