Play it in reverse 😉

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

I've been told I'm hotter than the flames on Mustafar.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through.

Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Impossible? Check my name.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I learn more when I make mistakes, so long as they don’t kill me.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Lets ride 🥵

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Please excuse my bedhead this morning

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Is that gonna be a problem? 🦊

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

What a great view to wake up to