Shower with me? 🦊

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

Now THIS is Pod Racing! 🚀

Hey boy! Are you a Pokemon? Because I want to have a peek-at-chu.

I know some things, I can, you know, do math and stuff.

Stay home with me today? 😘

Tits and a smile is a winning combo 😊

Would you care if this is what I wore to bed?

Guess what I'm practicing for 🦊

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Is that gonna be a problem? 🦊

Yeah, I have a bit of an attitude🦊

Give ‘em a squeeze

Feeling foxy in my fox socks 🧦

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