Wearing only sunlight 🦊

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

Han Solo was a big Limp Bizkit fan. He did it all for the Wookie.

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

You must be an Ewok because you’re Endor-able

Front or back? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Stay home with me today? 😘

If my tits can't convince you, maybe my smile will seal the deal 😉

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

I like to play, but I hate following rules 🦊

Who wants to join me in the shower? 🦊

Who wants to work out with me today? 🦊

Come sit with me. We can talk about the first thing that comes up 🦊

This is what I look like when I walk in the bedroom 🦊

Feeling foxy in my fox socks 🧦

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package