Could a tired mom get a nice, oily, full body massage tonight?

What’s your favorite peachy dessert? 🍑

My name is SpudPlebb and I will be your server tonight. Can I start off by offering you an appetizer? 🍰

Cardio is usually better with a partner. Don’t you agree?

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

Full time milf, part time stay at home barista. Tips appreciated!

Can someone tell me i[f] my shower is hot enough?

That feeling when you take off your bra at the end of a long day

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

You wash my back and I’ll wash yours?

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

Your view when I “accidentally” [f]orget to lock the door 😈

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

Hold on tight or you might get bucked o[f]f.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Sorry for being short(s) with you.

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

I’m (30s, mom) so subtle when I need to get used aren’t I?

A vanilla housewife pretending to be a high end escort. How am I doing?

Need someone to stretch me out before the gym today. Any takers? 32f

Who wants to kiss on the lips? 32 F

Anyone else have a wet Mother’s Day?