Am I evil for sending this to my husband at work during a meeting?

What’s your favorite peachy dessert? 🍑

My name is SpudPlebb and I will be your server tonight. Can I start off by offering you an appetizer? 🍰

Cardio is usually better with a partner. Don’t you agree?

What’s your favorite Summer fruit? I love peaches. [f] 33

How does the backyard look? I built it myself.

Can someone tell me i[f] my shower is hot enough?

Please don’t judge me for having cake in the shower.

My eyes are up here.

You wash my back and I’ll wash yours?

Been told it’s even tighter than it looks. [F]

Lifting some weights; could use a spotter.

I thought this picture had a nice ring to it 💍

Your view when I “accidentally” [f]orget to lock the door 😈

I guess you could say that I was feeling myself in this pic.

Could a tired mom get a nice, oily, full body massage tonight?

Maybe I should keep the heels on tonight?

Wishing a certain someone would get of[f] work early and walk through the door.

Hold on tight or you might get bucked o[f]f.

Serving cake so figured I should put on an apron.

Sorry for being short(s) with you.

A dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s > a not dripping wet nude selfie of a mom in her 30s [img]

Looking like a literal (32 yo) trophy……wife? 🤔

I’m (30s, mom) so subtle when I need to get used aren’t I?